Ukulele Jesus?

This is so obviously a fake, we hesitate to mention it. See if you can spot the errors in this photo.

(Spoiler alert): Here's what we've found so far:

1. No beard
2. Beads are from last year's Mardi Gras
3. Everyone knows He prefers Quiznos
4. C'mon, ukulele deities don't play Red Mahalos (wwjp?)
   

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